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All about me,
Spandex Boy, a.k.a
SpndxBoi....
I'm a
child of the Sixties',
born to parents raised
overseas, 16 years into
their marriage i came
along. I
idolized my older
sister, (older by 4
years), until she
started dating guys who
were so hot I forgot all
about her. One of them
wore a Speedo, exactly
like the one Mark Spitz
wore in '76 Olympics.
Remember the stars &
stripes? Made my day,
that's for sure. That
was when I I
started to pay attention
to all male things wrapped in lycra
!
Shortly thereafter,
around Christmas time,
my folks decided to be a
little cultural. In
Boston, where I was born
& raised, there's a
tradition of going to
see the Nutcracker
ballet. 3 cheers for
puritanical New England
& its traditions! When I
saw all the pomp &
circumstance, the
costumes, the finery,
the lush musical scores.
That was ALMOST enough
to seal the deal. Or so
I thought...When I saw
grown men leaping
through the air, clad in
nothing but tights, I
was transfixed! Their
bulges & buttocks, mixed
with classical music
made me want to beg my
stern, unyielding, but
lovable mother to sign
me up for dance class
ASAP! Her response to my
eager request? "There's
no way I'll let my son
turn out to be a pooftah!"
(by the way, she has no
problem with my being a
'pooftah', aka
homosexual, now...).
When I came out to her I
told her she
failed...Her response?
"Tell me something I
didn't know already..."
I love my Mum.
So let's
get through with the
boring stuff. I'm 42,
which will change every
December. I am a
Sagittarius, and fit the
true definition of one.
I'm slim, at 145 pounds,
but almost reach 5'10".
Brown hair, what's left
of it, with hazel eyes,
green in the center,
brown on the outer ring.
I buzz my hair and shape
my goatee and soul
patch. I have hairy
forearms and slightly
hairy legs. Everywhere
else, regrettably, I'm
smooth. Oh to have a
perfect hairy chest! Oh
to have a chest!!! I'm
self-conscious about my
pointy Adams apple, but
like my overly large
skull. Until recently I
had an abnormally
hyperactive metabolism.
Then I turned 40. Such
is life I guess, I now
have a hyperactive sense
of laziness when it
comes to exercise.
I moved to the Phoenix
area in July 2007 to be
closer to my parents.
They are both dealing
with some health issues
so I decided to come
here & support them in
this phase of their
lives. It's been a VERY
hard adjustment so far,
& there are days I find
myself quite blue. I
miss the East Coast &
it's BUZZ! I miss my
dogs, my friends,
italian bread fresh from
the bakery, constant
noise, crowds, walking
places, my motor
scooter, my loft,
shopping, opera, museums
of consequence, Central
Park, socialites Page
Six, dog runs, etc. Oh
well, such is -life,
onwards & upwards!
Things I Like (in
no particular order of
importance)
Scottish
Terriers, automobiles,
David Sedaris, sand
castles, Mussels Provencale, Kangadroo's,
Under Armour, British
candy, Car magazine,
Venture Brothers, grape
ginger ale, air
conditioning, orange or
lemon flavored Vodka,
the smell of a puppy,
burning leaves, Ella
Fitzgerald,
uncontrollable laughter,
The Hours, Phillip
Glass, Michael
Cunningham, wet Speedos,
the summer Olympics,
luge, speed skating,
inline skating, diving,
wrestling, skeleton,
triathlons, (watching,
NOT competing!), the
taste of sweat, swans,
Labradoodles, sunsets on
the west coast, sunrise
on the beach,
Provincetown natural
light, Amy Sedaris,
Sarah Jessica Parker, a
good meaty, juicy, rare
steak, 'Back to Basics,'
Craig Ferguson's
monologues, ocean
liners, classic
aviation, my parents,
Eve Arden, a spent
match, oiled teak,
Vanity Fair, 007 movies,
my MP3 Player, Skin Tight
parties, Amazing Race,
Project Runway, American
Idol, (pathetic, aren't
I?), DVR, my life so
far...
Things I Dislike (in
no particular order of
importance) Lack
of manners,
cruelty, an
absence of
balls, people
who lie with no
regard of
consequence,
tuna salad,
peanut butter,
mayonnaise,
laughing at
another persons
misfortune,
racial epithets,
organized
religion,
crystal meth,
9/11, cheats,
PnP, bare-backing,
bug chasers,
insincerity,
anyone who
wastes my time,
playing the
victim card,
Janice
Dickinson, Paris
Hilton, Hillary
Duff, etc. ad
nauseum, tabloid
local news
stations, Bored
Agains, Mr. Tom
Cruise, the Bush
family, cats,
sulfur, bee's,
shell fish,
nuts, the one
open seat on the
subway when it's
wet, people who
use their cell
phone in crowded
public places, &
just a general,
all encompassing
ignorance that
seems to be
seeping into the
world around
us...DID
iI ALSO MENTION HOW I
LOATHE PEOPLE WHO WEAR
HOUSE SLIPPERS AS SHOES
OUT IN PUBLIC? THERE'S A
REASON SLIPPERS ARE
CALLED HOUSE
SHOES...TALK ABOUT WHITE
TRASH!
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SpndxBoi is a mean
Bastard!
This photo was taken in
Palm Springs at my
friend Steven & David's
porn star fabulous home!
Don't I look mean,
fierce, & nasty?!

Arizona Droo!
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