All about me, Spandex Boy, a.k.a SpndxBoi....

I'm a child of the Sixties', born to parents raised overseas, 16 years into their marriage i came along. I idolized my older sister, (older by 4 years), until she started dating guys who were so hot I forgot all about her. One of them wore a Speedo, exactly like the one Mark Spitz wore in '76 Olympics. Remember the stars & stripes? Made my day, that's for sure. That was when  I I started to pay attention to all male things wrapped in lycra ! Shortly thereafter, around Christmas time, my folks decided to be a little cultural. In Boston, where I was born & raised, there's a tradition of going to see the Nutcracker ballet. 3 cheers for puritanical New England & its traditions! When I saw all the pomp & circumstance, the costumes, the finery, the lush musical scores. That was ALMOST enough to seal the deal. Or so I thought...When I saw grown men leaping through the air, clad in nothing but tights, I was transfixed! Their bulges & buttocks, mixed with classical music made me want to beg my stern, unyielding, but lovable mother to sign me up for dance class ASAP! Her response to my eager request? "There's no way I'll let my son turn out to be a pooftah!" (by the way, she has no problem with my being a 'pooftah', aka homosexual, now...). When I came out to her I told her she failed...Her response? "Tell me something I didn't know already..." I love my Mum.

 So let's get through with the boring stuff. I'm 42, which will change every December. I am a Sagittarius, and fit the true definition of one. I'm slim, at 145 pounds, but almost reach 5'10". Brown hair, what's left of it, with hazel eyes, green in the center, brown on the outer ring. I buzz my hair and shape my goatee and soul patch. I have hairy forearms and slightly hairy legs. Everywhere else, regrettably, I'm smooth. Oh to have a perfect hairy chest! Oh to have a chest!!! I'm self-conscious about my pointy Adams apple, but like my overly large skull. Until recently I had an abnormally hyperactive metabolism. Then I turned 40. Such is life I guess, I now have a hyperactive sense of laziness when it comes to exercise.

I moved to the Phoenix area in July 2007 to be closer to my parents. They are both dealing with some health issues so I decided to come here & support them in this phase of their lives. It's been a VERY hard adjustment so far, & there are days I find myself quite blue. I miss the East Coast & it's BUZZ! I miss my dogs, my friends, italian bread fresh from the bakery, constant noise, crowds, walking places, my motor scooter, my loft, shopping, opera, museums of consequence, Central Park, socialites Page Six, dog runs, etc. Oh well, such is -life, onwards & upwards!

Things I Like (in no particular order of importance)
Scottish Terriers, automobiles, David Sedaris, sand castles, Mussels Provencale, Kangadroo's, Under Armour, British candy, Car magazine, Venture Brothers, grape ginger ale, air conditioning, orange or lemon flavored Vodka, the smell of a puppy, burning leaves, Ella Fitzgerald, uncontrollable laughter, The Hours, Phillip Glass, Michael Cunningham, wet Speedos, the summer Olympics, luge, speed skating, inline skating, diving, wrestling, skeleton, triathlons, (watching, NOT competing!), the taste of sweat, swans, Labradoodles, sunsets on the west coast, sunrise on the beach, Provincetown natural light, Amy Sedaris, Sarah Jessica Parker, a good meaty, juicy, rare steak, 'Back to Basics,' Craig Ferguson's monologues, ocean liners, classic aviation, my parents, Eve Arden, a spent match, oiled teak, Vanity Fair, 007 movies, my MP3 Player, Skin Tight parties, Amazing Race, Project Runway, American Idol, (pathetic, aren't I?), DVR, my life so far...

Things I Dislike (in no particular order of importance)                          Lack of manners, cruelty, an absence of balls, people who lie with no regard of consequence, tuna salad, peanut butter, mayonnaise, laughing at another persons misfortune, racial epithets, organized religion, crystal meth, 9/11, cheats, PnP, bare-backing, bug chasers, insincerity, anyone who wastes my time, playing the victim card, Janice Dickinson, Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, etc. ad nauseum, tabloid local news stations, Bored Agains, Mr. Tom Cruise, the Bush family, cats, sulfur, bee's, shell fish, nuts, the one open seat on the subway when it's wet, people who use their cell phone in crowded public places, & just a general, all encompassing ignorance that seems to be seeping into the world around us...DID iI ALSO MENTION HOW I LOATHE PEOPLE WHO WEAR HOUSE SLIPPERS AS SHOES OUT IN PUBLIC? THERE'S A REASON SLIPPERS ARE CALLED HOUSE SHOES...TALK ABOUT WHITE TRASH!


SpndxBoi is a mean Bastard!

This photo was taken in Palm Springs at my friend Steven & David's porn star fabulous home! Don't I look mean, fierce, & nasty?!

Arizona Droo!